Noch ein paar....
Brian: So, how are the boys in Portland? I bet with allthat rain, they have perfect peach and cream cheeks.
Michael: I'll never hasn't had a chance to do a buttcheck. Besides, David and I have better ways of spendingour evening.
Brian: Like what?
Michael: Like clubs we're eating and listen to music.
Brian: And then checking each other's pulses to make sureyou're still alive? If it was me, I'd be out all night,topping the tall timbers.
Michael: Yeah, well, that's why we have environmentalprotection laws.
Brian: But, Mikey, tell me, I need to now. Does alumberjack off?
Brian und seine herzallerliebste Mutter in 410. Ist keine schöne, auch keine lustige Szene, aber ich denke dass das ganze Verhältnis von Brian zu seinem Elternhaus auch zeigt bzw. verständlich macht, warum es für ihn so schwer ist jemanden zu lieben und so. Ausserdem find ich die Szene einfach klasse gespielt von Gale.
B: God has a plan?
M: He spared you for a reason. You know why?
B: To torment you. I mean no martyr was ever sainted without going through a shitload of pain and suffering. Well St. Jones, say hello to your shitload.
M: Brian!
Whatever anger whatever hatred you have for me, you’re still my song and that’s why I want to save you from the eternal fire. Every time you engage in behaviour the bible expressively says it’s an abomination, you add another eternity to your sentence.
B: Well I wish I was engaging in it.
M: Brings tears to Jesus’ eyes knowing that you’ve sinned. But only you can save yourself from god’s punishment.
B: You think God gave me cancer to punish me?
M: It’s not too late. You can still change, I know you can.
B: I can?
M: But it won’t be easy. You have to fight temptation, be strong, harden yourself.
B: I wanna be hard, you have no idea how much I want to be hard. Oh Lord, make me hard so that I can fuck every hot guy I see. That’s why God gave me a second chance, so that I can use the one ball I have left.
M: Shame, shame on you.
B: If I had to spend an eternity of eternities burning hell it’s better than spending one good day in heaven with you.
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B: Thank you =)